Prof. Sam Oak - GQMF

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OMFG LOOK AT THIS GQMF. WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING? PROFESSOR ELM? NO F***ING WAY. THIS IS PROFESSOR MOTHER F***ING SAMUEL OAK. NOT ONLY DID THIS SALT AND PEPPER HOTTIE INVENT THE GOD D*** POKEDEX, BUT HE GAVE YOU A F***ING FREE POKEMON WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED YOUR JOURNEY. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS GQMF, YOU'D BE LAYING BLOODY AND MANGLED IN THE TALL GRASS AFTER BEING TACKLED TO DEATH BY A FURIOUS UNIDENTIFIED POKEMON. AS IF HELPING YOU START YOUR JOURNEY WASN'T ENOUGH, THIS FINE MAN DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO BEING YOUR BIGGEST FAN. THE MOTHER F***ER /CAME/ THE SECOND HE HEARD YOU BEAT THE ELITE FOUR. NOW, THAT'S DEVOTION. SOUND TOO HARD CORE FOR YOU? WELL, HE IS! NOT ONLY IS HE AN INVENTOR, THIS MAN IS AN EXPERT IN RELATIONSHIPS! DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR CHARIZARD WANTS TO SET YOU ON FIRE EVERY TIME YOU LET HIM OUT OF HIS POKEBALL? ASK PROFESSOR OAK. MAYBE HE'LL WRITE YOU A POEM ABOUT IT. THAT'S RIGHT. A MOTHER F***ING HAIKU. THIS MAN IS A SENSITIVE GENIUS AND A POKEMON TRAINER. IF YOU EVER MANAGE TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS GQMF.

**i dont really like the way i paint, but it's professor oak... i needed to try**